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The Secret Identity of a Discernmentalist

I wrote an article in 2008 about the importance of keeping discernmentalists’ true identity secret. It came to my knowledge that since then there has been a renewed effort by Emergents to fish around for the identity of these precious protectors of our Truth. Last night my wife reminded me of this article and I decided to dust it off and give it a make over to speak to this very relevant issue (Not that I want to be relevant – that is something that the Seeker Movement and Emergents do). So here we go and to all who think they know who I am I say: “Bwahahhahaa…”

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It came to my attention that certain people are investigating, searching and asking around to find the true identity behind Protector of the Truth Will Farel VX. This is unfortunate, for to seek after things that should stay hidden is a wild goose chase, becoming followers of beasts.

In a recent comment left on our About/Rules of Engagement page the commenter gave this bit of “wisdom”:

You know what else a true Christian would never do? Talk about folks anonymously on the internet whether their targets are “christian” or not…….

This poor soul has never felt the hate that we feel here because we tramplestand on the Truth. We undergo constant persecution on the Internet with people saying the most hateful things against us and even threatening us personally. All because we tell our Truth without compromising it by the Law of Love.

I learned from I.Todyaso that if you ever publish a photo of yourself that you should put a bag over your head. There are rumours that he and Carlos Iggy Shelton share the same body – that is preposterous! I have super discerning x-ray sight that can tell that there is much more hair under that bag than there is on Iggy’s head.

Better still than wearing a disguise is putting up a picture of something representing you but is not you. Something like a baby elephant; or of Calvin’s trusty sidekick, Hobbes.

It is of vital importance for a discerner to hide his/her identity in order to safe guard their reputation (in case people think we are soft and prone to love anyone beside ourselves) and even life. You never know when one of those emergent heretics decide to do some Transcendental Meditation and comes to haunt you in your very own home!

Will Farel XV
Hiding from for the Truth

P.S: This disqualifies quite a number of previously thought real discerners. Sorry Ingrid!

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July 14, 2009 - Posted by | Aliens, All the other things I cannot think of, Angry, Anonymous, Atheism, Batman, Bill Hybels, Bla bla bla, Bwahahhahaa, Calvin and Hobbes, Coffee Shops, Cry baby, Discerner's Guide to the Galaxy, Discerning things that aren't there, Discernment for Dummies, Disguise, Emergents, Evil, Fairy Tales, Flatulence, Friends, Furious, Ghosts, Hate, Haunting, Heavy Metal, Hell Fire and Hot Sauce, Hero's, Hiding from the Truth, I. Todyaso, Identity, Iggy, Imaginary Creatures, Jesus' Army, LAW of LOVE, Legalism, Lying Lies, Lying through my teeth, Madness, Masks, New Age Grandmas, Owen Wilson, Pantheism/Panentheism, Paper bags, People we Love to Hate, People with Nice Glasses, Persecution, Punk hair style, Rick Warren, Rock Music, Satire, Seeker Movement, Smallville, South Africa, Spiderman, Superman, Talking funny, Terminator, Things that scare me, Things that scare you, Transcendental Meditation, Transmutation, Transparency, UFO's, US of A, WHATEVER!, Who cares?, Word of Faith, Wrath, Zoro

12 Comments »

  1. Am I now to understand that Discerning the World2 has inspired this hate against me? I thought that only those that I linked to on my personal blog inspired hate against others… again… so much confusion. Even now I am not even sure if I am iggy or I. Todyaso… Thank God I did not use an elephant as my picture as there might be too much similarity in the body types!

    I guess since all this hate is coming my way, I must have become the greatest source of all truth as the more hate tossed toward someone proves that the world hates me and proves I am a mighty warrior for Jesus…

    [EDITED BY DTW3: WHAT IGGY MEANS TO SAY HERE IS THAT HE IS THE SOURCE OF TRUTH, I.E: THE BIBLE. IGGY SHOULD BE ASHAMED FOR SAYING SUCH THINGS]

    Now where did I put my sword of the Spirit so I might smite you with my super biblical powers!

    [DELETED BY DTW3: IGGY, IF YOU CANNOT WRITE WITHOUT INJECTING FLOWERY WORDS OF LOVE (YOUR LAW!) AND GRACE THAN PLEASE GO SOMEWHERE ELSE AND COMMENT]

    I. Tiggyodyaso

    Comment by itodyaso | July 14, 2009 | Reply

  2. Iggy,
    We are inspired by no one and no thing. Our inspiration comes solely from our indepth study and research of all things New Age/Emergent/Culinary. We are discerners, Iggy. What we discern we discern discernibly through secret discernmentalist means.

    If you feel people hate you I suggest you drink a cup of coffee.

    Comment by Discerning The World | July 14, 2009 | Reply

  3. I did discern that already about you all.

    Comment by itodyaso | July 14, 2009 | Reply

  4. Hi,

    Ah, your reputation is important to you eh? That’s good for you but I’d rather let Christ worry about my reputation as I am nothing without Him……

    Phil

    Comment by Phil Naessens | July 15, 2009 | Reply

  5. Philly Flash Gordon Nuisance,

    You are nothing to us without OUR Truth. In fact you mean so little to us that you can take your Emergent mumbo jumbo to your nearest coffee shop, order a Latte, and use it as sweetner for all I care. Don’t you know that we here have to protect the reputation of OUR Truth? It’s not like OUR Truth will look after itself you know.

    Will Farel XV
    Rude for Truth

    Comment by Will Farel XV | July 15, 2009 | Reply

  6. Will Farel XV,

    You recommended that the last reviewer go to the ” nearest coffee shop, order a Latte, and use it as sweetner” I do hope that you have a selection of gourmet coffee shops that I may attend, so that I may not have to go through the grueling work myself.

    PS Keep protecting the truth, I’ll drink the coffee! I’m forever inspired.

    Comment by thegroundworks | July 15, 2009 | Reply

  7. To “thegroundworks”: What sort of name is this? You must be one of those pantheism/panentheism guru’s who think you can find “god” even in the “ground.” How disdainful and just one more example of how deluded the mind of emergents really is.

    the ground does not “work,” mr. Repent and leave your works-based fake gospel and believe in the things we tell you. There will be a test, so study hard.

    Comment by Discerning The World | July 15, 2009 | Reply

  8. thegroundworks,

    We don’t drink coffee ’till we bounce off the walls like you emergents (I only know what a Latte is because I made an in depth study of your One World Religion). So run along and drink your Cohort Latte and huddle up with your glass wearing, effeminate, “we love everybody” friends.

    Will Farel XV
    Nasty about the Truth

    Comment by Will Farel XV | July 15, 2009 | Reply

  9. “Aliens, All the other things I cannot think of, Angry, Anonymous, Atheism, Batman, Bill Hybels, Bla bla bla, Bwahahhahaa, Calvin and Hobbes, Coffee Shops, Cry baby, Discerner’s Guide to the Galaxy, Discerning things that aren’t there, Discernment for Dummies, Disguise, Emergents, Evil, Fairy Tales, Flatulence, Friends, Furious, Ghosts, Hate, Haunting, Heavy Metal, Hell Fire and Hot Sauce, Hero’s, Hiding from the Truth, I. Todyaso, Identity, Iggy, Imaginary Creatures, Jesus’ Army, LAW of LOVE, Legalism, Lying Lies, Lying through my teeth, Madness, Masks, New Age Grandmas, Owen Wilson, Pantheism/Panentheism, Paper bags, People we Love to Hate, People with Nice Glasses, Persecution, Punk hair style, Rick Warren, Rock Music, Satire, Seeker Movement, Smallville, South Africa, Spiderman, Superman, Talking funny, Terminator, Things that scare me, Things that scare you, Transcendental Meditation, Transmutation, Transparency, UFO’s, US of A, WHATEVER!, Who cares?, Word of Faith, Wrath, Zoro”

    Gee!!! This post is about everything, most informative.

    thanks

    Comment by Disturbed Prophet | July 15, 2009 | Reply

  10. By posting this comment here, I DO NOT COME UP / PROTECT DTW, this is a comment, and that’s all it is, don’t “read in-to it”.
    Reading through ALL the posts and/or comments on https://discerningtheworld3.wordpress.com to mind came these thoughts:

    It reminds me of someone who has been battered a period of time, however long it might have been. Being used to that kind of treatment, they will seek out the same, because they don’t know better. These people know JUST HOW to treat on DTW’s toes so she will make remarks on what they write on the blogs. Let me. tell you, a laughable “game” can turn into a habit, and so influenced even your personal lives. Scripture that spring to mind:

    Psalm 36:2-4 (New International Version)
    2 For in his own eyes he flatters himself too much to detect or hate his sin.
    3 The words of his mouth are wicked and deceitful; he has ceased to be wise and to do good.
    4 Even on his bed he plots evil; he commits himself to a sinful course and does not reject what is wrong.

    Psalm 56:4-6 (New International Version)
    4 In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me?
    5 All day long they twist my words; they are always plotting to harm me.
    6 They conspire, they lurk, they watch my steps, eager to take my life.

    Proverbs 10:18-20 (New International Version)
    18 He who conceals his hatred has lying lips, and whoever spreads slander is a fool.
    19 When words are many, sin is not absent, but he who holds his tongue is wise.
    20 The tongue of the righteous is choice silver, but the heart of the wicked is of little value.

    Proverbs 12:17-19 (New International Version)
    18 Reckless words pierce like a sword, but the tongue of the wise brings healing.
    19 Truthful lips endure forever, but a lying tongue lasts only a moment.

    Proverbs 17:27
    A man of knowledge uses words with restraint, and a man of understanding is even-tempered.

    I don’t think one need to say more, seen that all (or most of) these who don’t restrain their words are literate and even studied into “the ministry”, some even being pastors or other religious/spiritual leaders; so all these should know what Scripture says about the arrows so freely being shot?
    Keep the peace, so your own peace can be lasting (my expression). cecilia

    Comment by cecilia | July 27, 2009 | Reply

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